assemble-the-assbutts:

waitingforthetardistocome:

this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.

THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT

asgardianarmy:

lifeofaquietloudgirl:

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

Penguizzle Books

just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this

syuuroukumori:

For anyone who doesn’t know, I graduated this past sunday.

Being in the top of my class I was asked to speak at graduation. When the principal asked me what I was going to speak about, I told him I wanted to talk about the boy who killed himself because he was bullied. He got really upset at me, and told me “you’ll just bring the ceremony down” and “no one wants to hear about that”

He doesn’t know that the boy was my friend. And that the same kids who bullied him used to bully me.

I bitched at him and told him I was going to do it one way or another so he might as well give me his blessing. Eventually he conceded, but he said I had to keep it on a lighter note.

He also promised me that the six of us would be on stage together. And that he wanted each of us to be happy with what we’re speaking about. I told him I have social anxiety, and that I had to have someone with me. I also wanted to go last.

He made me go up by myself, and I had to go in the middle, not last. And even had the nerve to give me a dirty look when I insisted on having my inhaler because I knew I’d have a panic attack.

I had the loudest round of applause. And after the ceremony, the boy’s grandmother and mother both came up to me and gave me a hug and thanked me for what I did. I also was stopped several times and messaged on facebook several times by people I dont know and thanked.

Now tell me how I brought the ceremony down. Tell me no one wanted to hear about it. Tell me I didn’t do a good thing. Tell me I deserved to be treated like shit.

my mom needed me to draw a picture of her but she wanted me to use her fb profile picture and this was her status

thanks mom

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

losthitsu:

naomiwarden:

Read the full thing here: (Warning, some of the language is very foul) 

English.

Slovak.

Czech. 

This comic was great fun to do, and inspired by some of the silly stereotypes I’ve learned about as I’ve looked into European culture! 

Translated by the Lovely Eva Spisiakova (TumblrUser: LostHitsu, if you’d like to tell her how good her language work was, because I only wrote this stuff out!)), who can be found here if you’re in need of Slovak, Czech, Japanese, German or English translations. I highly recommend her.

This was one of the most enjoyable translations I ever had the chance to work on and all my love and respect goes to the talented author.