megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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Locked Out Of Heaven (Bruno Mars Cover) BY Bastille
Locked Out Of Heaven- Bruno Mars Cover
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Someone needs to lock Bastille in the studio until they’ve succesfully covered every song in the Western Pop Canon. 

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Bo Burnham - We Think We Know You
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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

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codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

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kirkspocks:

star trek x brooklyn nine nine

because i can’t help myself

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bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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NOBODY SAY A WORD

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the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:

High-Res [x]

A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.

A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

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dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

i

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